Monday, November 6, 2017

Please Hold While I Transfer You

Emily axe-kicked Melonie from HR. Melonie dropped to her knees but quickly recovered with a spin that knocked Emily off her feet. Emily heard the lining of her pencil skirt rip. She clenched her jaw and blocked a punch from Melonie. Emily grabbed a fist full of Melonie’s hair and flipped her to the ground. She would have gone for Melonie’s throat next but Robert had slammed Emily into the copier. Without hesitation, Emily dodged another attack from him, felled Melonie once again, and went for the community knife which she used to pin Robert’s, and subsequently, Robert, to the wall. She had just milliseconds to block Melonie and swing her around with her arms incapacitated in Emily’s grip. “Why was accounting at my house yesterday?” Emily stretched Melonie’s arms up against her spine a little more, just for the ripped skirt.
Melonie grunted. “I’m not the one to ask. I just do what I’m told.”
“No!” Robert hissed from his spot against the kitchen wall. “You’re so weak, Melonie.”
Emily’s fists clenched tighter over Melonie’s wrists. “Shut up, Robert,” Emily spat. “You’re the one who can’t even pull a knife out of a wall.”
There was suddenly an arrogant type of high-heeled clicking coming from the hall. Everyone froze to listen for half a moment before swinging into coverup position. Emily adjusted the copier back into place while Melonie freed Robert from his stainless steel bind. The knife was thrown to the sink with a scraping clank. Robert picked up an empty coffee mug and leaned against the counter. Melonie began copying a blank sheet of paper. Emily opened the refrigerator, immediately regretting it once the smell of weeks old Chinese cuisine filled her nostrils.
The manager appeared around the corner. The smell of musky flowers already clogged the kitchen air vents. “Emily, what are you doing? There is a line of clients waiting for you,” The manager snipped.
Emily took a moment to imagine slamming the fridge door on the manager's neck before turning around. “Oh shoot. Sorry about that. Time got away from me.”
The manager huffed and folded her arms.
Emily glided past her with all the restraint she could find back to the front desk where a red-faced lawyer was about to rip out of his middle-class suit because he had been waiting 5 minutes.

Lunch came slowly but finally. Emily had almost made it out the door before she realized that she had forgotten to clock out. There was one woman at the desk. Emily directed her to the correct appointment room before rushing to clock out and make herself scarce. She could feel the new hole in her skirt lining had widened. She got in line for a sandwich, sighed, and dialed Aaron.
“Hey, how’s it going?” He said.
“Rough morning. How about you?”
“I’m sorry to hear that. I’m alright. What happened?”
“I got nothing out of HR. They admitted to sending in accounting but they don’t know why. Did you get anywhere?”
“The accountants aren’t talking, as suspected. I figured we can interrogate them more tonight.”
“What are you up to today?”
“I’m in Belgium having dinner with that harpsichord band right now.”
“Ah, Les Cordes Bruyantes. Are you having a good time?”
“Yes. By the way, we should be expecting a harpsichord in the mail.”
“What for?”
“I restrung and tuned a couple of their instruments during an intermission.”
A drunken slur of French could be heard in the background of Aaron’s phone, then a communal shout of joy from a few others.
“Aaron started shouting over the noise. Anyway, I’ll pick up Emerson from school on my way back. I love you!” And he was gone.
Emily pushed back the wave of jealousy she felt. She had always been the one to pick up Emerson from school, which was her favorite part of her day. But now, with this nine to five nightmare she was living, she barely had the emotional stamina to motivate herself to ask him about his day. She ordered a subpar sandwich and ate it quickly on her way back to the office.

It was 3pm when the manager went home. Emily had just received a text from Aaron, “I got Emerson from Paris. We are on our way home. Emerson said he liked his field trip but he lost his Pokemon cards sometime after lunch :/ Don’t wait up for us! Love you”
Emily shoved her phone into a drawer when she heard the domineering presence coming up behind her.
“The cleaning crew isn’t getting those back windows well enough. Wipe them down please,” The manager said without looking up from her own phone while she stopped to wait for the elevator.
Emily didn’t respond. She clenched the muscles in her calves just to ease some tension but also because she had hardly moved from her chair in a few hours. She was stiff, and tired, and unmotivated. She wanted to simultaneously vandalize the entire office and take a bubble bath. Once the manager had disappeared behind the elevator doors, Emily went for the glass cleaner and shuffled over to the back windows of the lobby area. There were fingerprints all over the glass. Emily couldn’t find the energy to care one way or the other. She was beginning to wonder what the point of her existence was at all. After cleaning the windows, she decided to take a break. She passed by her manager’s office on the way to the break room. After 2 days working under that woman, Emily had broken in and searched the entire floor. There was nothing. It was all bone dry. Sure, she had found a few names and linked them as spies, but there was nothing on the manager. The one thing she hadn’t been able to get to yet was the laptop. The manager always had it but never left it unattended. The same went for her phone. There was only one wild card Emily had left, but she had no idea if Aaron would go for it.

With no manager about, Emily took a few extra minutes on her break. She heard the phone ring but ignored it. It was not important. It was never important. Finally, she returned to her desk. What she found was a box. A computer printed note was tied around it. Everything you need, it said. Emily took a moment to gingerly examine the wooden box before opening it. Inside she found a thick, glass ball. It was a swirling blue color with a creased line running along the circumference. Clearly, it was meant to be opened. Emily clocked out an hour early.

“What is this?” Emily shoved the glass ball into the face of an accountant. All three of them were enjoying dinner in the underground holding lair. Aaron had designed it. In its simplicity it was cozy but Emily described it as luxurious. It was pristine and always smelled of air-fresh linens. Meals were served hot and in several courses with allergies taken into consideration. The prisoners were well looked after until anything untoward was found out during interrogations. At that point, they were dangled over the alligator pit. Innocent until proven guilty.
“I’ve never seen that in my life.”
“We’ll see,” Emily said. She marched out of the holding rooms. There were scanners in every corner that measured and matched the height, weight, blood pressure, and the very DNA of each prisoner. If any of them tried to leave they would end up unconscious. Emily passed through security, traveled the catacombs of the lair, and up the secured elevator to her penthouse. She spent 2 hours sparring in the boxing ring with punching targets. After a shower she got into bed, huffing and waiting for Aaron. The glass ball was in her lap. It hadn’t opened through force. It hadn’t opened with any of her various hacking tools. It didn’t react to electricity. Aaron may have a good idea but if he wasn’t home soon, she was going to break it apart.

Emily had fallen asleep. She was awakened by the tiny kiss of her son who was mostly asleep himself. Through her hazed eyes, she could see Aaron carrying him off to put Emerson to bed. Emily pushed herself to a sitting position, trying to shake the fatigue. Aaron was back. He changed out of his clothes and rolled into bed beside her. Emily put the glass ball at eye level. “I found this on my desk today. Someone left it there with a note.”
Aaron was frowning. “That’s impossible,” he said. He took the ball from her.
“What? Do you know what it is?”
Aaron was out of bed. He pressed his hand to the scanner inside the closet. A door popped open behind his suit rack. She got up and followed him into his workspace. Along a back wall were hundreds of shelves, each one opened only by a separate key code. Aaron was crouched at a bottom shelf. He opened the drawer. Inside were a dozen glass balls identical to the one he still had in his hand. “I invented these,” he said. “They’re like journals. I use them for storing ideas and memories for my work. I have no idea how someone could have gotten one. They’ve never left this room.”
“How do we open it?”
“We can’t. Not without some stealth."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Accusations and Assasins

The sun was not up but Emily was. She blew into her chai tea to cool it down at the same time letting the steam rush into her nose, warming her up. Walking past the lamps and light switches her hand rested on the touch screen beside the floor-length windows. The cream colored curtains moved silently aside to allow the billions of tiny lights from the city below to pop. The sky was an undecided shade of blue. Emily fell into her large, red armchair. The legs of the chair scraped over the hard wood flooring but her tea stayed in tact. She took a sip, burning her tongue. "I'm sick of this," she muttered to herself. The weather seemed to pick up on her irritation and sent winds to match the mood. She was not referring to her burnt tongue nor, of course, referring to Katie Bishops; her arch nemesis for the past ten years who had twice tried and failed, thanks to Emily, to take over human kind with hopes of living forever as a dictatress. No, what Emily referred to now was the undercover work she was in the middle of. Customer service. It didn't seem right that a client should be allowed to pay late AND get angry at the underpaid, overworked secretary. It had only been three months but she had been ready to quit at three days. But this is how the world was and Emily was counting down the days until she could scrap that job forever.
Emily heard the refrigerator open then close and a few moments later the soft, gentle hand of her husband was resting on her shoulder. She listened to him swig an odd and awful concoction of energy drink mixed with cranberry juice. "Are you still making that weird thing? Your worst invention ever."
He positioned himself into the sofa across from her. "I got hooked on this in Japan."
"They never made that in Japan."
"They do now." He showed her a small glass bottle with a cute animated creature laughing beside some Japanese lettering.
Aaron had a knack. He made things, anything, and people lost their minds trying to buy it a reproduce it. Craft stores sold kits of rubber band and paperclip designs. An art museum in New York was holding a special exhibition for his hand painted film negative strips.
"That drink is gross," Emily said.
Aaron took another gulp. "It's disgusting."
"I suspect the manager."
"Is that because she is suspicious or because she told you that you need to pay closer attention to detail?"
"No one has ever accused me of not noticing details before."
"Not when it's something you care about, probably."
Emily huffed into her drink. Aaron had a way of making sense which drove her crazy. She only wanted to do what she wanted to do when she wanted to do it. Right now she wanted to put the manager in a headlock. "You're right. I need more evidence."
The quiet puffs of one or more silencers bounced off the outside glass windows. Emily flipped over the back of her chair and pushed against it until it crashed onto its side. Her mug and tea had gone flying out of her hands, shattering on the floor. Aaron leapt from the couch, crouching beside her in her makeshift barrier. They peaked over the arm of the chair as three assassins attempted to break through the already cracking windows.
"Damn, unreliable windows," Aaron grumbled.
"We just need to pay full price next time."
"And what about the alarm?"
"I guess we should get one."
The glass broke through and Emily and Aaron had to shield their heads from falling shards. Emily only had a moment to see the sleepy figure of their four year old son before she was up, blocking hits and knocking guns out of hands. Aaron didn't believe in guns but Emily was hoping she could get him to possibly reconsider. She glanced over to see Aaron giving him a thumbs up as Emerson ran back upstairs. "Is he okay?" She asked. She ducked a blow then threw out a sidekick before spinning around and grabbing the assassin behind her by the forearm, snapping his arm backward from the elbow.
"He's fine. He's going to go find his blue plastic bowie." Aaron jumped aside and swung around, striking a perfect roundhouse into the masked face of the third assassin. He then went to gather the lost guns while Emily temporarily undid three sets of consciousness. She breathed heavily as she stared down at the three villains. Aaron was working at disassembling the guns. The clicking sounds calmed Emily's running mind. "It has to be the manager," She whispered to herself. She bent over and ripped of the masks of each incapacitated assassin. "Eric from accounting!"
Aaron walked over to her with the shell of an assault rifle in his fist. He squinted at the man on the ground. "Oh yeah, I remember him from the office party three weeks ago."
Emerson reappeared with his toy knife in hand. "Ah man! I wanted to help." His lower lip protruded in a pout.
"Come on, buddy, we'll show how to tie them up so they can't get out."
Emerson's lip retreated and he raised his eyebrows. "Are they real bad guys or bad guys with good hearts?"
"We'll have to find out when they wake up."
"It's the manager," Emily whispered at Aaron as he tried to help Emerson bind up the wrists.
"Maybe someone wants you to think that."
Emily shivered and jumped up. I need to get ready for work.

TO BE CONTINUED...